Oddities

Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed

Monday December 15th, 2014 04:54:53 PM Jimmy Rustling

London, England — The elusive graffiti artist, political activist, film director, painter and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by London’s Metropolitan Police. After hours of questioning and a raid of his London art studio, his true name and identity have finally […]

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Facebook To Fine Users That Post While Drunk; Breathalyzer For Repeat Offenders

Saturday November 29th, 2014 02:59:54 PM Jimmy Rustling

Menlo Park, CA — At a press conference this morning, Facebook rolled out their new fee structure for those that use the social media website while intoxicated. Beginning January 1st of next year, Facebook says it will start implementing fees ranging from $20 all the way upwards of $1,000 for repeat offenders. The social media […]

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U.S. Company Hiring Mercenaries To Kill ISIS; Starting Pay $500K/yr

Tuesday October 28th, 2014 12:40:04 PM Jimmy Rustling

Phoenix, AZ — An up-and-coming militant organization, Horner G6S Mercenary Incorporated, or simply known as G6S, which has known ties to the U.S. military, says it is now aggressively hiring the general public for the specific purpose of killing those affiliated with the Islamic State. The company is offering a mind-blowing starting pay of $500,000 […]

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Graffiti Artist Banksy Arrested In London; Identity Revealed

Sunday October 19th, 2014 09:23:28 AM Jimmy Rustling

London, England — The elusive graffiti artist, political activist, film director, painter and long time fugitive that for years has gone by the pseudonymous name of Banksy, was arrested early this morning by London’s Metropolitan Police. After hours of questioning and a raid of his London art studio, his true name and identity have finally […]

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The Big Lewbowski 2 Announced: Filming Begins January 2015

Friday October 10th, 2014 09:10:42 PM Jimmy Rustling

Hollywood, CA — Exciting news for Big Lebowski fans around the world as a sequel to the cult classic has just been announced. Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, directors of the first Lebowski movie, confirmed with E! Online they will both be returning to direct the sequel. “We’re thrilled to be coming back to film […]

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Satire Site Predicted September 11 Attacks; FBI Arrests Author In Early Morning Raid

Thursday September 11th, 2014 04:52:19 PM Jimmy Rustling

Phoenix, AZ — An Arizona man was arrested by federal agents early this morning after learning he had written a satirical article about the tragic events of September 11th, 2001 one day before they actually occurred. According to NPR, the story was published September 10th, 2001 on the satirical website National Report and titled, ‘Tomorrow […]

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Ray Rice And Wife Janay Announce Charity Cage Match In Las Vegas

Wednesday September 10th, 2014 10:42:39 AM Jimmy Rustling

Las Vegas, NV — Just days after the elevator knockout heard around the world, Ray Rice and wife Janay have announced a charity cage match to help abused women in India. “This is for a really good cause,” Janay Rice told reporters. “We’re going to turn this negativity into something positive. The money raised from […]

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Facebook Adding ‘Satire’ Tags To Fox News Articles

Monday September 8th, 2014 05:30:22 AM Jimmy Rustling

Menlo Park, CA — What some are calling a “harmless prank” is being taken very seriously by the Fox News Channel. On Sunday, the links on Facebook which display related articles by Fox News were showing ‘satire’ tags beside them. No one is sure if this is permanent, temporary or a mistake, but lawyers of […]

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Teenage Gamer Who Swatted Rival Sentenced To 25 Years To Life In Federal Prison

Saturday August 30th, 2014 10:58:04 PM Jimmy Rustling

DeQuincy, LA — In a Louisiana courtroom today, 15-year-old Paul Horner broke down in tears after a judge found the young man guilty on two counts of domestic terrorism and was sentenced to twenty-five years to life in federal prison. Horner is the first person in history to be charged with what is known as […]

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Breaking Bad Season 6 Announced; Begins Shooting January 2015

Monday August 25th, 2014 02:13:03 AM Jimmy Rustling

Hollywood, CA — Breaking Bad fans around the world are celebrating the stunning, glorious and amazing news announced today: Walter White is not dead, and there will indeed be a sixth season of the wildly-popular, award-winning AMC drama. This shocking and exciting news comes not from an internet message board or the rumor mill but […]

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