Oddities

Satire Site Predicted September 11 Attacks; FBI Arrests Author In Early Morning Raid

Thursday September 11th, 2014 04:52:19 PM Jimmy Rustling

Phoenix, AZ — An Arizona man was arrested by federal agents early this morning after learning he had written a satirical article about the tragic events of September 11th, 2001 one day before they actually occurred. According to NPR, the story was published September 10th, 2001 on the satirical website National Report and titled, ‘Tomorrow […]

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Ray Rice And Wife Janay Announce Charity Cage Match In Las Vegas

Wednesday September 10th, 2014 10:42:39 AM Jimmy Rustling

Las Vegas, NV — Just days after the elevator knockout heard around the world, Ray Rice and wife Janay have announced a charity cage match to help abused women in India. “This is for a really good cause,” Janay Rice told reporters. “We’re going to turn this negativity into something positive. The money raised from […]

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Facebook Adding ‘Satire’ Tags To Fox News Articles

Monday September 8th, 2014 05:30:22 AM Jimmy Rustling

Menlo Park, CA — What some are calling a “harmless prank” is being taken very seriously by the Fox News Channel. On Sunday, the links on Facebook which display related articles by Fox News were showing ‘satire’ tags beside them. No one is sure if this is permanent, temporary or a mistake, but lawyers of […]

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Teenage Gamer Who Swatted Rival Sentenced To 25 Years To Life In Federal Prison

Saturday August 30th, 2014 10:58:04 PM Jimmy Rustling

DeQuincy, LA — In a Louisiana courtroom today, 15-year-old Paul Horner broke down in tears after a judge found the young man guilty on two counts of domestic terrorism and was sentenced to twenty-five years to life in federal prison. Horner is the first person in history to be charged with what is known as […]

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Breaking Bad Season 6 Announced; Begins Shooting January 2015

Monday August 25th, 2014 02:13:03 AM Jimmy Rustling

Hollywood, CA — Breaking Bad fans around the world are celebrating the stunning, glorious and amazing news announced today: Walter White is not dead, and there will indeed be a sixth season of the wildly-popular, award-winning AMC drama. This shocking and exciting news comes not from an internet message board or the rumor mill but […]

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Facebook Drug Task Force Will Begin Monitoring All Messages October 1st

Tuesday August 19th, 2014 03:28:14 PM Jimmy Rustling

Menlo Park, CA — The Facebook Drug Task Force or FDTF, will begin monitoring all Facebook postings and messages of its users for drug activity beginning October 1st. Chairman and chief executive of Facebook, Inc., Mark Zuckerberg, spoke with CNN about the FDTF. “The task force was created to keep users of Facebook safe,” Zucckerberg said. […]

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Facebook Drug Task Force To Begin Operating October 1st

Monday August 18th, 2014 05:44:29 PM Jimmy Rustling

Menlo Park, CA — Beginning October 1st, Facebook will be implementing a drug task force designed to arrest those who buy and sell narcotics while using the online social networking site. Facebook is calling the group the Facebook Drug Task Force, or FDTF, and will be monitoring all postings and messages created by its users. […]

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Woman Stoned To Death For Working On The Sabbath; Church Takes Bible Literally

Saturday August 16th, 2014 12:49:53 PM Jimmy Rustling

Huntsville, AL — A 31-year-old pregnant woman, wife and mother of three, was brutally murdered after she was seen working on Sunday, or the Sabbath, by a fellow member of the church. Brandy Hull, a devoted member of ‘Paul Church’, a church which takes the Bible literally, was working at ‘Hank’s Bass Pro Shop’ on […]

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Pot Hat

Wednesday August 13th, 2014 05:14:44 PM Jimmy Rustling

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Christian Anti-Masturbation Group Sues Other Christian Anti-Masturbation Group For $350 Million Claiming Trademark Infringement

Thursday August 7th, 2014 04:38:53 AM Jimmy Rustling

Creve Coeur, MO — A federally funded Christian anti-masturbation organization claims that another federally funded Christian anti-masturbation organization has violated their intellectual property and is now suing for millions. Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin and their parent organization Stop Masturbation Now have accused Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Shark of using the same name of their famous dolphin […]

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